1. I am not Liza, I'm not anything like Liza, really.
2. I may help you do a mock interview, but not in that accent.
3. I do not lend my closet to clients.
4. As my client, you would be WAY more prepared for an interview.
5. When I shop, I pay for things. And I keep them.
6. I may have you do a POA.